Sweetrolls in Elder Scrolls VII are simulated down to the subatomic level, with every sugar crystal possessing independent gravitational pull and real-time friction. Eating one initiates a forty-five-minute carbohydrate-metabolism minigame that directly impacts stamina.
One such sweetroll is presently opposing counsel in an ongoing legal matter (Sweetroll Litigation Case #2026-ELDER). It won an early motion to dismiss; the studio is appealing. Legal has requested that the sweetroll no longer be described as “flaky,” a term the presiding judge ruled prejudicial.
No actual sweetrolls have legal standing. Yet.