An in-universe encyclopedia of the personnel, locations, and concepts behind a game that does not exist yet. Fog, caves, litigious pastries, and the interns lost to both.
An artificial intelligence trained exclusively on Oblivion NPC dialogue that answers every question with the weather.
PersonnelAn intern dispatched east across the procedurally generated map on March 1st who has not returned.
LocationA functioning in-game settlement built autonomously by procedurally generated NPCs, all named Preston.
PersonnelThe single intern who voices all 81,000 speaking roles in Elder Scrolls VII.
ArtifactThe sole design document for Elder Scrolls VII, now comprising two whiteboards, one of which is deliberately blank.
ConceptThe single most finished feature of Elder Scrolls VII, maintained by a dedicated team of forty.
ConceptA sweetroll simulated to the subatomic level, currently engaged in ongoing litigation with the studio.
ConceptThe official reclassification of physics bugs that launch players into the stratosphere.