Live Service Update · v0.0.1

Official Patch Notes

Initial Waiting Room Deploy
v0.0.1 — GENESIS PATCH April 28, 2026
Added
  • The Waiting Room: Deployed. It exists. You are in it.
  • Countdown timer: Set to November 11, 2111. Date was chosen because 11/11 is sacred and also because the dev team will not be personally held accountable by then.
  • Confirmed Features section: All features listed are subject to change, removal, rebranding, re-release as DLC, or reclassification as "always-online services."
  • Ambient particles: Added for atmosphere. They do nothing. They are metaphors for hope.

Known Issues
  • The game does not exist yet. This is a known issue. ETA: unknown. Priority: medium-ish.
  • Todd Howard has been informed about this website. He said "that's pretty cool." This has been logged as official studio communication.