Live Service Update · v0.0.16

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.16 August 11, 2026
Added
  • New exhibit plinth in the (upcoming) museum, labeled "Coming 2111." Deliberately empty. Do not report the emptiness.

Changed
  • Marcus telemetry string updated from "still grass" to "still grass (bold)." No other changes to Marcus.

Known Issues
  • The blank second whiteboard now renders too well; three developers stood before it in silence for an entire shift. Working as intended.