The Definitive Horse. A single perfect photograph of a horse, taken in 1987, now framed in the lobby beside Dave's cave. You may not ride it. You may only regard it, and be regarded in return.
Changed
The Horse Research Division has concluded its four-year review and been disbanded. Its members have been reassigned to the fog, which welcomes them.
Known Issues
The Equine Safety Pass still applies to the Definitive Horse, despite the Definitive Horse being a framed photograph. Working as intended.