Live Service Update · v0.0.7

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.7 June 9, 2026
Added
  • New Waiting Room ambient music track: a 14-hour loop of wind blowing across the Throat of the World. Allegedly calming. Unverified.
  • Waiting Queue System 2.0: Your position in line is now expressed in geological epochs rather than numbers. You are currently in the Late Holocene.

Fixed
  • Fixed: The countdown timer was accidentally counting up for three weeks. We have chosen to classify this as intended behavior rather than patch it.
  • Fixed: NPCs in the Waiting Room were giving the wrong directions. They now correctly point you away from any useful information.

Known Issues
  • Giants may still occasionally launch players into the stratosphere. Working as designed per the Nordic Space Program initiative.
  • Horse armor subscription billing cycle resets on a non-standard lunar calendar. Your bank has been notified.