Todd's Dispatch #016: Behind the Demo Room, a Second Door. Behind That, a Chair.

Weekly Communication · Issue #016

Todd's Dispatch

Behind the Demo Room, a Second Door. Behind That, a Chair.

Hi. Todd. Sitting down for this one, appropriately.

"We playtested the chair. Nobody sat in it. Everyone agreed it was the best thing we have ever made. We are now debating whether to build a game around the chair or simply ship the chair."

Following the producer's discovery of the single room marked 'Demo,' a QA tester has found a second door behind it, marked 'Demo (Final).' Behind that door is a chair. Just a chair. No walls beyond it, no floor to speak of. Simply a chair, rendered to 16x the detail, waiting. It has its own subreddit. It has more wishlist adds than the game.

Marcus update: he has reached a river. He refuses to turn back. He is constructing a raft from procedurally generated reeds. His last message read: 'still grass, now also water.' Godspeed, Marcus.

Todd Howard

Chair Custodian & Steward of the Demo (Final)