Hello. Todd. With an update that has moved the entire studio.

Marcus, the intern dispatched east across the map in March, has reached the sea. Rather than turn back, he has lashed his reed raft together and set sail. His most recent message read: 'still grass, now entirely water.' The ocean, the map team confirms, was not supposed to be there. It has been retroactively classified as a feature.

We can, against all explanation, still see his campfire. It is now on the water. We have stopped asking the map team about it. They have stopped sleeping.