Live Service Update · v0.0.3

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.3 May 12, 2026
Reverted
  • Reverted: Giants no longer send players to the Nordic Space Program. (Re-added in v0.0.4 as a feature after extensive internal debate.)
  • Reverted: Horse physics temporarily disabled after three horses achieved sentience and filed a union grievance. Matter is pending arbitration.

Fixed
  • Fixed: The "It Just Works™" loading screen tip was displaying an error message instead of loading. This was deeply ironic and has been corrected.
  • Fixed: Todd Howard's likeness in the Waiting Room was smiling slightly too confidently. Confidence level reduced by 4%. Still very confident.