The official release window has been updated from "next decade" to "a timeframe consistent with the natural lifespan of several common houseplants."
Mudcrab AI: Mudcrabs now have opinions. They will not share them. Their threat level has been reclassified from NUISANCE to ENIGMATIC.
Added
New pre-order tier — Ancestral Bloodline Edition: Guarantees beta access for one (1) direct descendant. Bloodline must be verified via 23andMe. (Paid partnership.)
Waiting Room Queue Entertainment: A new mini-game where you guess which platform Skyrim will be ported to next. Current record: 47 correct guesses in a row by user SkyrimOnMyPacemaker.
Known Issues
The Waiting Room itself has begun exhibiting radiant AI behaviour. It is now holding a grudge against users who left negative Steam reviews in 2014.